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R. Kelly's Protege |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:25 |
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Duck Dynasty |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:12 |
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Here, Wilfred |
Gained your first dog helper. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:26 |
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Chapelle's Show |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Freigeschaltet: 18. Dezember 2013 21:19 |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:55 |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Freigeschaltet: 18. Dezember 2013 21:11 |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
Survived Monday. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:35 |
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C U Next Tuesday |
Survived Tuesday. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 22:52 |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
Survived Wednesday. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 00:13 |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
Survived Thursday. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 02:31 |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
Survived Friday. Freigeschaltet: 16. Dezember 2013 19:46 |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
Survived Saturday. Freigeschaltet: 16. Dezember 2013 22:55 |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. Freigeschaltet: 17. Dezember 2013 22:22 |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. Freigeschaltet: 24. Dezember 2013 04:10 |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
Roasted 30 people with fire. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 03:06 |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
Totaled 30 cars. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 22:39 |
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Hello, Newman |
Kicked 30 dogs. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 12:41 |
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Darth Maul'd! |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Freigeschaltet: 16. Dezember 2013 23:10 |
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Reddit would be proud. |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Freigeschaltet: 17. Dezember 2013 00:33 |
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 00:15 |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 23:41 |
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Uncle T-Bag |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 02:39 |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:39 |
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Running With Scissors |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 23:27 |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
Killed over 1,000 people. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 12:46 |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 21:13 |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:05 |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 00:35 |
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Can't Touch This |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 01:42 |
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Fear and Loathing |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Freigeschaltet: 25. Dezember 2013 01:56 |
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Señor Cornballer |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 01:45 |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 01:10 |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Freigeschaltet: 22. Dezember 2013 02:57 |
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Anustart! |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Freigeschaltet: 23. Dezember 2013 00:19 |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Freigeschaltet: 23. Dezember 2013 00:19 |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) Freigeschaltet: 25. Dezember 2013 02:37 |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Freigeschaltet: 23. Dezember 2013 00:19 |
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Freigeschaltet: 30. Dezember 2013 03:20 |
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Fur Sure! |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:08 |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:26 |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 00:34 |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:26 |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 01:43 |
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Shiva Blast |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Freigeschaltet: 16. Dezember 2013 20:24 |
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Don't taze me, bro! |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Freigeschaltet: 18. Dezember 2013 21:47 |
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I Am Legend |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 02:26 |
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I should buy a boat |
Read the newspaper every day. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 02:32 |
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Friend of Dorothy |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:36 |
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Officer McLovin' |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:38 |
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Paid the Piper |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 02:33 |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
Kicked open a door. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:25 |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
Put out someone that's on fire. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:27 |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
Sucked down your own piss. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:28 |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 04:38 |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
Wore all three outfits. Freigeschaltet: 15. Dezember 2013 01:18 |
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I don't need virgins for this |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 20:14 |
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A-Rod Who? |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. Freigeschaltet: 18. Dezember 2013 21:52 |
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Door Mat |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 21:25 |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 03:40 |
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One time, at band camp... |
Saved the marching band from explody death. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 21:01 |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 02:30 |
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SCREW that game! |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 02:46 |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 20:15 |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. Freigeschaltet: 14. Dezember 2013 19:49 |
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John Rambo'd! |
Made a very long killing spree. Freigeschaltet: 16. Dezember 2013 22:41 |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. Freigeschaltet: 23. Dezember 2013 02:59 |
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You are not alone |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! Freigeschaltet: 21. Dezember 2013 03:13 |
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Thanks for the money! |
Finished all seven days. Freigeschaltet: 18. Dezember 2013 21:02 |
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GABAGOOOOOL! |
Reunited with an old friend. Freigeschaltet: 17. April 2015 22:44 |
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Holocaust: Part Deux |
Reunited with an old enemy. Freigeschaltet: 18. April 2015 11:34 |
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Rain on your Wedding Day |
Reunited with an old flame. Freigeschaltet: 18. April 2015 13:13 |
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad |
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. Freigeschaltet: 19. April 2015 12:31 |
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Better than POSTAL III |
Rescued your loyal companion. Freigeschaltet: 19. April 2015 19:40 |
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My Name is Jesus |
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. Freigeschaltet: 24. April 2015 23:16 |
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Harder than r/gonewild |
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Freigeschaltet: 26. April 2015 19:27 |
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Adderall4All |
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Freigeschaltet: 26. April 2015 22:35 |
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Ape Gape |
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. Freigeschaltet: 23. April 2015 18:59 |
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Dick Message |
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. Freigeschaltet: 24. April 2015 23:42 |
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PooMasher |
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. Freigeschaltet: 23. April 2015 20:27 |
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Hobo Sexual |
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. Freigeschaltet: 23. April 2015 21:59 |
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Ginger Mint |
Killed Zack Ward. Freigeschaltet: 18. April 2015 12:11 |
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Ode to Eddings |
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. Freigeschaltet: 24. April 2015 19:21 |
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Ladies Love Cake |
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. Freigeschaltet: 18. April 2015 13:11 |
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Rich on Reddit |
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. Freigeschaltet: 19. April 2015 12:45 |
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BioShocked |
Spent $2000 on vending machines. Freigeschaltet: 26. April 2015 22:21 |
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Gettin DP'd |
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. Freigeschaltet: 25. April 2015 00:02 |
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You Snow Nothing John Blow |
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. Freigeschaltet: 24. April 2015 18:14 |
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RAFIBOMB!!! |
Kicked 10 people in the balls. Freigeschaltet: 24. April 2015 23:59 |
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! Freigeschaltet: 01. Juli 2016 19:17 |