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POSTAL 2 Achievements from POSTAL 2 52 of 89 (58 %)

Achieved
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:28 PM
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 10:34 PM
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 10:26 AM
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 09:48 PM
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:53 PM
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 12:38 PM
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 08:12 AM
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 10:24 AM
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 05:08 PM
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 06:42 PM
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 08:11 PM
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:16 PM
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 05:26 PM
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. Unlocked: January 27, 2018 12:26 PM
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:37 PM
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 12:15 PM
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 03:41 PM
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:30 PM
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 09:06 PM
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 06:04 PM
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 03:29 PM
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:56 PM
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 09:29 AM
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:15 PM
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 09:18 PM
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 05:51 PM
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:36 PM
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:17 PM
Fur Sure! Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:57 PM
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 09:36 AM
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 09:26 AM
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 09:51 AM
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 03:53 PM
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 09:10 PM
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:29 PM
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 12:41 PM
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 06:15 PM
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:12 PM
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 08:58 PM
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 06:10 PM
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 09:59 PM
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 03:39 PM
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 09:13 PM
Door Mat Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 06:42 PM
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:32 PM
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 10:02 PM
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 09:55 PM
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 02:50 PM
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 02:10 PM
You are not alone You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! Unlocked: December 26, 2013 05:48 PM
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:17 PM
GABAGOOOOOL! GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 10:36 PM

Not yet achieved
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Cesar Millan is Gay Cesar Millan is Gay
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Anustart! Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
I Am Legend I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
SCREW that game! SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
Gary vs. a Giant Penis Gary vs. a Giant Penis
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Holocaust: Part Deux Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Rain on your Wedding Day Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Better than POSTAL III Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
My Name is Jesus My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Harder than r/gonewild Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Adderall4All Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ape Rape Ape Rape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Dick Message Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
PooMasher PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Hobo Sexual Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ginger Mint Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
Ode to Eddings Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Bitches Love Cake Bitches Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Rich on Reddit Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
BioShocked BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Reddit's Famous Double Dong Reddit's Famous Double Dong
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
You Snow Nothing John Blow You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
RAFIBOMB!!! RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

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