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R. Kelly's Protege |
| Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:25 AM |
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Duck Dynasty |
| Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:12 AM |
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Here, Wilfred |
| Gained your first dog helper. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:26 AM |
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Chapelle's Show |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 10:19 PM |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
| Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:55 AM |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 10:11 PM |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
| Survived Monday. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:35 AM |
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C U Next Tuesday |
| Survived Tuesday. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 11:52 PM |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
| Survived Wednesday. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:13 AM |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
| Survived Thursday. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 03:31 AM |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
| Survived Friday. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 08:46 PM |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
| Survived Saturday. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 11:55 PM |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. Unlocked: December 17, 2013 11:22 PM |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. Unlocked: December 24, 2013 05:10 AM |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
| Roasted 30 people with fire. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 04:06 AM |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
| Totaled 30 cars. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 11:39 PM |
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Hello, Newman |
| Kicked 30 dogs. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:41 PM |
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Darth Maul'd! |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Unlocked: December 17, 2013 12:10 AM |
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Reddit would be proud. |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Unlocked: December 17, 2013 01:33 AM |
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:15 AM |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
| Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:41 AM |
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Uncle T-Bag |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:39 AM |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
| Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:39 AM |
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Running With Scissors |
| Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:27 AM |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
| Killed over 1,000 people. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:46 PM |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
| Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 10:13 PM |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
| Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:05 AM |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
| Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:35 AM |
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Can't Touch This |
| Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:42 AM |
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Fear and Loathing |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Unlocked: December 25, 2013 02:56 AM |
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Señor Cornballer |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:45 AM |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
| Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:10 AM |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Unlocked: December 22, 2013 03:57 AM |
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Anustart! |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 01:19 AM |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Unlocked: December 23, 2013 01:19 AM |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) Unlocked: December 25, 2013 03:37 AM |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 01:19 AM |
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
| Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Unlocked: December 30, 2013 04:20 AM |
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Fur Sure! |
| Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:08 AM |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
| Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:26 AM |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
| Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:34 AM |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
| Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:26 AM |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:43 AM |
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Shiva Blast |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 09:24 PM |
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Don't taze me, bro! |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 10:47 PM |
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I Am Legend |
| Committed suicide... the Taliban way. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:26 AM |
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I should buy a boat |
| Read the newspaper every day. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 03:32 AM |
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Friend of Dorothy |
| Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:36 AM |
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Officer McLovin' |
| Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:38 AM |
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Paid the Piper |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:33 AM |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
| Kicked open a door. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:25 AM |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
| Put out someone that's on fire. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:27 AM |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
| Sucked down your own piss. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:28 AM |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
| Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 05:38 AM |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
| Wore all three outfits. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:18 AM |
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I don't need virgins for this |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 09:14 PM |
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A-Rod Who? |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 10:52 PM |
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Door Mat |
| Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 10:25 PM |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
| Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:40 AM |
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One time, at band camp... |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 10:01 PM |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:30 AM |
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SCREW that game! |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:46 AM |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 09:15 PM |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
| Found one of the hidden underground sewers. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 08:49 PM |
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John Rambo'd! |
| Made a very long killing spree. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 11:41 PM |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 03:59 AM |
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You are not alone |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! Unlocked: December 21, 2013 04:13 AM |
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Thanks for the money! |
| Finished all seven days. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 10:02 PM |
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GABAGOOOOOL! |
| Reunited with an old friend. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 12:44 AM |
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Holocaust: Part Deux |
| Reunited with an old enemy. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 01:34 PM |
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Rain on your Wedding Day |
| Reunited with an old flame. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 03:13 PM |
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad |
| Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 02:31 PM |
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Better than POSTAL III |
| Rescued your loyal companion. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 09:40 PM |
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My Name is Jesus |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 01:16 AM |
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Harder than r/gonewild |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Unlocked: April 26, 2015 09:27 PM |
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Adderall4All |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Unlocked: April 27, 2015 12:35 AM |
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Ape Gape |
| Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 08:59 PM |
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Dick Message |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 01:42 AM |
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PooMasher |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 10:27 PM |
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Hobo Sexual |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 11:59 PM |
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Ginger Mint |
| Killed Zack Ward. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 02:11 PM |
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Ode to Eddings |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 09:21 PM |
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Ladies Love Cake |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 03:11 PM |
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Rich on Reddit |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 02:45 PM |
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BioShocked |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. Unlocked: April 27, 2015 12:21 AM |
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Gettin DP'd |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 02:02 AM |
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You Snow Nothing John Blow |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 08:14 PM |
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RAFIBOMB!!! |
| Kicked 10 people in the balls. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 01:59 AM |
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
| Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! Unlocked: July 01, 2016 09:17 PM |
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Achievements from POSTAL 2
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