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And so it begins... |
Make your first kill. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:41 PM |
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Oh, you press F1! |
Start the second level. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:46 PM |
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Dirty knees |
Duck under a rocket. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:43 PM |
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Forrest Gump |
Run for 5 minutes. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 07:15 PM |
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How Kevorkian! |
Perform your first execution. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:41 PM |
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Patrick Bateman |
Make 100 kills. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:58 PM |
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Dexter |
Make 1000 kills. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 09:22 PM |
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Mickey and Mallory |
Make 10000 kills. Unlocked: November 10, 2014 11:35 AM |
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Half-mast hard-on |
Complete level 10. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 08:44 PM |
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Get a girlfriend |
Complete the game. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 09:59 PM |
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Bulletstorm |
Fire 1,000,000 bullets. Unlocked: November 26, 2014 10:04 AM |
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Peter North would be proud |
Hit 100,000 targets. Unlocked: November 12, 2014 03:14 PM |
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Holes is holes |
Take 10,000 hits. Unlocked: November 10, 2014 02:03 AM |
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Z for Zachariah |
Complete the game having killed everything. Unlocked: June 02, 2013 05:37 PM |
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Boondock Saint |
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die Unlocked: April 17, 2017 08:44 PM |
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I swear, the AR is for hunting! |
Complete the game using only the M16. Unlocked: June 02, 2013 05:37 PM |
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Army of One |
Use every weapon in the game. Unlocked: June 02, 2013 03:22 PM |
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From my cold, dead hands |
Complete a level with less than 10 health. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 10:05 PM |
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NOPE! Chuck Testa. |
Fight an ostrich. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 08:39 PM |
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You want our autograph too? |
Watch all the credits. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 10:09 PM |
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Ballmer Baller |
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. Unlocked: June 11, 2013 11:08 PM |
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The Hell's Fargo Wagon |
Firebomb the band. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:58 PM |
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Took a banger in the mouth |
Take a rocket to the face. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:43 PM |
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Never nude-ist |
Kill a naked person. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 09:45 PM |
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Sissy |
Enable cheats. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 10:21 PM |
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I'm afraid I just blue myself! |
Commit suicide. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:47 PM |
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Bad touch! |
Touch someone while burning. Unlocked: June 01, 2013 06:45 PM |